Lance Armstrong... greatest doper there was or ever will be

So he fesses up now that he was driving, not his girlfriend (who they had agreed would lie to the police and take the blame). She's been let off for lying to the police now too.

his dragging other down skills are still splendid

She's been let off for lying to the police now too.

She was let off as soon as she repented, the earlier reports give the police's very sensible explanation for using their discretion in that matter.

Wasn't he drunk too? 400 bucks seems like a good deal to get off drink driving, crashing and lying to the police (whilst already having lied under oath previously).

karma is motherfucker.

Wasn't he drunk too?

Probably not, see earlier posts; the drinking was invented by his GF as part of her 'I was driving story'

This isn't karma. It's justice.

Of course he wasn't drunk. Lance has never failed a breathalyzer test.

Oh Geoff.

It does seem an error of judgement, especially with the Tour tie-in.

The arch manipulator is playing him like a cheap ukulele.

...and anyone who questions this surely must be pro-cancer. I like the daily mail tie in as well, suitably apt.

http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/hamilton-reveals-he-met-with-armstrong-at-recent-whistleblower-suit-hearing

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Private video, you need to change some settings in your tubes.

My bad, well here is the original link:

http://road.cc/content/news/154036-video-trailer-out-stephen-frears-biopic-charting-disgraced-cyclist-lance

Looks terrible

http://uk.businessinsider.com/lance-armstrong-the-program-movie-biopic-trailer-2015-6?r=US

Little bit disappointed not to receive star billing.

Today's Times had 5 full pages of Armstrong bullshit

http://www.theonion.com/americanvoices/lance-armstrong-compares-himself-lord-voldemort-50647

http://www.cyclingweekly.co.uk/racing/tour-de-france/lance-armstrong-to-join-tour-de-france-charity-ride-on-stages-13-and-14-179207

Wow Lance

Just noticed the number plate above...

"Maillot Jaune" -> "Mellow Jonny" (one of his nicknames) -> "MEL-OH"

I guess E-PEE-OH was already taken.

http://www.cyclingweekly.co.uk/news/latest-news/lance-armstrong-settles-tour-de-france-payments-dispute-with-sca-promotions-193267

Anyone going to this at the Barbican on the 14th? I'm going.
http://www.barbican.org.uk/film/event-detail.asp?ID=18664
Q+A with the Journo should be interesting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXfp859pcM0