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Uhm, @dan already did the rollerball thing.
Time to read Sabotage in the American Workplace, people. All your ideas are someone else's.
Anyway back to trolling.
I troll cars by knocking on them if they drive too close. Once a punchy south London speccy gangster geezer (you know the type, shabby clothes, votes BNP/UKIP), boxed me in, screeched to a halt, jumped out shouting 'Don't touch my car!!!!'
'You drove too close to me, I needed to warn you that you're endangering me!' (there was a parked car coming up, it was a classic punishment pass - go round then squeeze me having not actually passed).
'Don't fucking touch my car you cunt!'
'You were too close, how could I touch your car unless you were too close?!?'
'I'm gonna fackin do you if you touch my car!'
'I'm gonna bang on your car if you're too close!'
'Don't touch my fuckin car!'
'Don't drive too close then I can't touch it!'
etc etc etc for what seemed like minutes.
He had an 'I am become death destroyer of worlds' blue tfl badge. And a customer in the back.
The speccy smelly benefit cheatin chip eating chav cunt.