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@The_Seldom_Killer
Ok, for those of you that like to put a bit of tape or paper under an optical mouse. You're a bunch of pissweak amateurs.
Somewhere in most large offices there will be an old IT store for all the useless shit that no one has had the decency to chuck in a skip. Somewhere in there, there will be an old rollerball mouse. Take one of these and remove the rollerball. Switch it for your colleague's mouse and then laugh your fucking hole off when they call up IT to complain their rollerball is missing.
No age old IT store to rummage through? No worries. At some point an optical mouse will break in your office. Acquire this by any means fair or foul. Dismantle this and remove all the innards. At the opportune time, take a knog light and set it to flashing. Pop it in the mouse so it shines through the hole. Screw the mouse back together and switch it out for your colleague's mouse. Laugh your fucking hole off when the call up IT to report their mouse doesn't work and it won't stop flashing.