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not my troll move, but got some man untd footy fan chums
they told me they went to Barcelona to watch the game a few handed, with a loud young turk in tow
after the game, lads went out on the lash, and the said young turk wound up rotten as he couldn't hold his ale, he wound up pretty battered, so they took him back to his hotel room,
upon entering the room he had all but passed out, poss numb with booze and/or recreational subatances
my chums said they draped him over the chair, so head was on cushion and arse skyward, they took his strides down and with the aid of a toothbrush end, inserted a condom into his arse crack
they then went down stairs to the reception and gave the receptionist a generous tip to say to the turk on check out,"Mr so and so, your Arab friend said to thank you very much for a nice evening""
on the return flight home they said the turk was quiet as a lamb and rather pale