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Turning out the lights in the toilets when someone is taking a shit is a good wheeze. (needs bogs with no windows, of course) Wait a minute or two until they're shuffling out of the cubicle holding their pants at half mast to turn the light back on, then barge in and stare at them in horror and revulsion.
Something like this happened to a mate of mine. The lights got turned out by a mental caretaker and it ended up in a fight. My friend got a beating because he's a soft shite.
The_Seldom_Killer
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I like the official looking warning signs over taps that say CAUTION! VERY COLD WATER!
A bloke at work knocked some up and they always make me laugh.
Messing with peoples milk in the fridge is also a winner. Folk are very tribal with their dairy shit. Just rename everything, or swap the lids from the single pints with the four pints. Watch the vicious milk war unfold before your eyes.
Turning out the lights in the toilets when someone is taking a shit is a good wheeze. (needs bogs with no windows, of course) Wait a minute or two until they're shuffling out of the cubicle holding their pants at half mast to turn the light back on, then barge in and stare at them in horror and revulsion.
Oh, and take a bite out of every apple you find.