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  • Person at reception/call centre/wherever asking me to identify myself with a question I find really strange:
    "What was the name?"

    To which I usually feign bewilderment:
    "Me? You mean what was my name? What was it? Oh, well it was Loretta. But now it's Ben."

    I am a pedantic cunt and I claim my £5.

  • What was the name?"

    Yes. Good. Well done. You should correct their ignorance.

    One day I'm going to get a job at Starbucks and every time some says 'Can I get a ...' I will reply 'No you cannot. But wait there and I will get it for you'.

  • One day I'm going to get a job at Starbucks and every time some says 'Can I get a ...' I will reply 'No you cannot. Just get out , and get a life"

    ftfy!

  • Yes. Good. Well done. You should correct their ignorance.
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    One day I'm going to get a job at Starbucks and every time some says 'Can I get a ...' I will reply 'No you cannot. But wait there and I will get it for you'.

    Oooh the 'can I get' thing bugs the shit out if me. I had a similar thing with a manager at a job who incessantly (even after I pointedly asked her not to) would say 'Can we make a copy of that for Joe Bloggs'. I was the VT guy and she was a client bod. I made the tapes. Lots and lots of tapes. I never once saw her make a tape, either on her own or doing it with me.

    #smallmindedgrumpyfuckersunite!

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