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So wait, you're saying he loves doing that whole stag debachery thing to other people, but can't take it himself?
I really don't understand this whole macho bromance stag rubbish. If you want to go out on the lash, I'd rather just go out with a few friends, regardless of their XX / XY status. Titty bars and prostitution? No ta! It all seems so juvenile, misogynistic and laden with repressed homoeroticism.
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you're saying he loves doing that whole stag debachery thing to other people, but can't take it himself?
Exactly. We like to have a laugh and get unfashionably drunk but we keep ourselves to ourselves. If it wasn't for the very real stitch-ups he has orchestrated, it'd most likely be a few beers, a kebab, and home.
Yeah, that's what I'm hoping to avoid.
He's been fairly proactive in creating scene like that on previous outings for others so it seems a bit much to let him off solely because we're a bit older now, and stag parties aren't compatible with macbooks and espresso.