Don't read the comments!

Just not up to our standards, is they? Not their fault, it's that cold over in Transylvania, they can't do tricky work with their hands. That's why British manufacturing is the envy of the world.

The comments go on... and on. They all seem to be from very confused people, with only a rudimentary grasp of written English - there are a couple of great comments about needing to 'build homes first', as if that was anything to do with TFL.

This is my favourite, from Daily Mail reader Dave. The topic is puncture proof tyres....

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“I would urge every cyclist to wear one, they’ve come down a lot in price now, as have helmets, which I believe should be compulsory.
“If I hadn’t been wearing one I wouldn’t be here today. Any cyclist who goes out without a helmet telling his wife and children he loves them is lying.”

I love Dave.

Caution! Another Dail Mail link. Sorry.

From here: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2869069/Oh-shame-married-MAMIL-s-Middle-Aged-Man-Lycra.html

'It's them completely ignoring the Highway Code that gets me, and the shorts are embarrassing and yes they do go into shops in them. By ignoring the highway code I include riding in convoys, undertaking and turning right, no hand signals, not pulling over to let other vehicles over take when their is a queue behind........'

and

'Cyclists have to be the most annoying people on the road without doubt. Can't stand them.'

So we crashed the gate doing ninety eight, I said let them truckers roll, ten-four.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnJEeHND_lQ

A pair of "embarrassing" shorts. Woohoo. Surely a disaster on part with the non-existing highway code violations.

BTW he looks so happy. LOOKATHIM and his windymilla jersey to match his windymilla baik and the big smile. What's not to like? ^_^

For me, going into shops in my bibs and seeing other customers reeling back in horror is part of the appeal. No more queueing

Anyway, all these articles are wrong - it's clearly the rampant abuse of Sudocrem which is cycling's most shameful aspect

Doesn't work for me, perhaps if I apply Sudocreme to the outside of the bibs that may fix it.

Cyclist his own fault. He should have gotten in his time machine and kill this driver's fucking parents.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRMf6HftCzM

Blimey... That's a bad one. Prick.

Cops getting a kicking on twitter for saying they need the cyclist to come forward.

https://twitter.com/EssexPoliceUK/status/555758152399196160

Taylor Landscaping is a really bad lots.

The clip's on Liveleak so wagon loads of septic knuckledraggers are calling the firm and being polite and reasonable.

Looks like Trustatrader have already removed their listing. Anyone can leave a review for a tradesmen on that website so they must have been inundated. Glad to say they're not on my companies website.

Don't read the comment on road.cc either.

A surprisingly small amount of victim blaming going on there.

Taylor Landscaping is a really bad lots.

Woah, there's no need for such foul language!

Duchess Diamond, Multi City, Australia, 26 minutes ago:

Omg I hate cyclists. I film them breaking the law every single day harassing and abusing pedestrians, speeding, riding without their hands on handlebars, riding through stop signs.

bingybongo, uk, 33 minutes ago:

Every cyclist should take the theory test to cycle on roads, and have insurance to cycle on roads, but be exempt from road tax. Every cyclist should have to take a proficiency test and be able to ploduce a certificate on demand by the Police. Any cyclist caught cycling on the path over the age of 16 should have the cycle confiscated and fined. No test certificate? crush the bike or sell it for scrap. Simple.

Big Tone, Preston, 32 minutes ago:

For every bad motorist there are 10 bad cyclists. Time for cyclists to grow up, get a car and become an adult and please get out of my way!

+1 to that last one.

What motorists need, obviously, is more cars on the road to get in their way!

Quick calculation
Every bad motorist in UK = 15 million (50% of motorists being bad, wish it was this low)
10 bad cyclists for every bad motorist = 150 million

We need 150 million more car drivers right now and they all had better keep well out of the way of Big Tone. And UKIP are going to be livid as we will need to rely 100% on immigration for that 150 million drivers.
I am guessing Big Tone may not have thought this one through.

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/commuters-face-scrum-at-oxford-circus-station-amid-fears-capitals-transport-network-is-at-breaking-point-10089779.html

I was in there that day....... not good look for underground in london.