Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

To be fair, the new S5 is very, very slightly less ugly than the old one. Still pretty challenging visually, and I normally like Cerveli.

I think it's really the black white colours of the many, many...many logos.

Ignoring the logo atrocities, gold chain and red peddles; fucking saddle position.

It's an MTN-Qhubeka bike, gotta pay those bills.

this, would poss shatter when the bulb that owns it rides it any decent distance

Maybe you should warn Eddy Boasson Hagen ; I think MSR counts as 'decent distance'.

Lol

#DoYouEvenGearChange?
Child seat aside; seems pretty rad.

I think the child seat is the reason for ape hangers in the first place.

On my things to do list

From the Look thread:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u72nMAIJkno

^ does it look that bad? (besides the front brake cable)

My inspiration...

^ does it look that bad? (besides the front brake cable):

• cross-top levers;
  
• Brooks;
  
• pedals;
  
• single bottle cage on seat tube;
  
• dust caps on Presta valves;
  
• correctly cabled brakes and incorrectly cabled gears.
  

Oh yeah. Was gonna mention the pedals and brooks. Didn't even notice the cross top brakes.

unsure where this should be, as yet there is no circus bike thread, so i plumbed for here, colnago master pui push me pull you



has a 2k bin price audaciously , again with the how so? and why?

For someone with balance issues who still wants to go fast?

For someone with balance issues who still wants to look flash?

ftfy!

oh you

when i was a kid my stabilisers were at the rear , the only reason my chimp like mind can rationalise this is that
a) rider has an elephant man like head
b) has the physique of an egg on legs

mercifully, the original forks are available, so not exclusive to riders within the circus industry

I've ridden trikes and recumbents with both formats: I found that two wheels in front is the most stable, of course ultimately neither is very comfortable because of the crowning on most roads.

one wonders if the front two wheels were factory spec or after market customisation

Have also seen this on eBay crazy just crazy