• the only Larry news I'd be mildly interested in would be the report of his death

    You'll therefore be disappointed to hear that his latest car crash didn't result in any injuries, although his propensity to try to get other people to cover up for him seems intact.

  • Drink driving?

    As it turns out, probably not. That was just something his girlfriend invented to make her "I was driving" lie more credible.

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