Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Dat review....

When this bike first arrived, I got a few of my friends from the gym
to help me carry the box from my front porch to the living room, where
we unpacked it. 11 days later, after a few quick trips to the local
bike shop for a some extra screws, new calipers and cables and a new
bottom bracket, my baby was born.

It's hard for me to express just how much I adore the fine
craftsmanship and high quality components that went together into
making this bike. I call her Machete, because that's what it says on
the top tube and again on the seat tube where there is also a bitchen
picture of an actual machete-knife thingy. I suspect people are a
little bit intimidated to see a person riding on a bike called
Machete. They are always running behind saying, "Hey, something came
off your bike," or some such, trying to shake me up or throw me off my
game. But I ain't got time for that.

I don't have any complaints, but if I did have one it might be that
the head tube seems to be separating from the down tube above the
front fork, and kind of wiggles a bit. I'm not sure if that's bad or
not, but so far there have been no problems beyond a few cracked
spokes and a broken seat clamp and a snapped pedal. 5/5