Epic WTF

Why not do both?

I've a feeling the order would be important.

I don't get that feeling.

It sounds like they were in a stable relationship

^until horsey hoofed him out.

Does he like a lot of hands between his legs?

This is a sensitive subject, there's neigh need to jockey in these kind of jokes.

Well now i fell totally saddled with guilt.
It's just too easy to trot out the one-liners.
That's the mane reason.

I like the description of his seduction kit.

I must buy some Lynx...

In his rucksack officers found several cans of Lynx deodorant, a length of white electrical cable, a >handheld water sprayer, a cloth, a metal dog chain and two bottles of Lucozade.

edc thread >>>

Sorry if I'm falling at the first fence, but other than new old stock (and the plural for nitrous oxide) what does NOS stand for?

no one says

Nice organic sausage.

Naughty oral sex.

Neoprene orangutan suit.

New old socks.

Not original salamander.

Neatly ossified shit.

Newly occupied Sunday.

Naked obsidian slide.

Now only shortbread.

Newly occupied Sunday.

Covers band?

Nasal orifice stagnation.

Covers band?

Not originally, snottyotter.

Newly occupied Sunday

Now only sitting
near overcast skies
nurturing oblivion, staring
nonchalantly over some
non-descript, oppressive scene.

Numerous, omnifarious selves
now overloading, swarming
needily onto some
nuisance orator, shabby,
noticeably outdated souls,
non-plussed occupants scrutinising
neglect of selfsame
New old stock.