Football

No space for Schurrle?

Bench.

We have

Liverpool - Tuesday
Bradford - Saturday
Liverpool - Tuesday
Man Citeh - Saturday

Coming up.

If we can win comfortably this evening, it would make life easier for us for the home game next week. Also coming off the performance at Swansea, it would be as well to keep the same eleven. A good win today would be ideal. Rest a couple of Saturday and then possibly for Liverpool at home and we'll be ready for Citeh.

Than again, if we lose tonight, we have a more difficult fortnight.

Good fence sitting.
7/10

Here we are talking Liverpool and Mike isn't joining in.

Do you even Liverpool Mike?

Look at Clive with his internet chat.

Has your PA been teaching you?

She forgot to add the "dictated but not read" bit to the end of the post.

Sent from my PA's iPhone?

I would play an 8-1-1 formation and hope for a corner or 2
It's hopeless to even think we will get a result.
It will be 0-2

8-1-1 ... we're not chelsea's european cup winning team

Not us them.
We will attempt to play football but they will stifle us and send us to sleep

what sort of clever psychology / mind games will he employ for tonights game

Zzzzzzzzzzz...

One of the things I love about Spanish football, is the readiness of managers over there to speak their minds, and to be foul mouthed whilst doing it.
Here's some top thoughts via the column of sid lowe.
http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2015/jan/19/villarreal-airport-la-liga-sid-lowe-roundup

“After one minute it was over. One-nil down in a minute, there’s no story … There were few fouls, few bollocks, and that hurts me. I feel ashamed when I see – fucking great! – that Iniesta is more aggressive than we are. That hurts. With the greatest of respect to Iniesta, we all know he has other qualities … Barcelona scored two from dead balls against us and they don’t [score from dead balls] against anyone … We went out there before the game to ask Barcelona’s players for their shirts. Turn off the lights, let’s get out of here. It hurts. I feel ashamed … I am sorry and they’ll be sorry too. The players who play will be the ones with balls. I’ll go down to the Second Division but with warriors, with players who have the knife between our teeth. They may not have a fucking clue how to play football but they’ll have the knife between their teeth. If we don’t have the knife between our teeth, there’s nothing we can do. In this shitty life, either you’re good or you’re a warrior, but you have to have something … I know that Barcelona is not our game but either we change things or we’re going nowhere.” Córdoba’s manager, Miroslav Djukic, might have been getting mad but he might just have been getting it right too.

According to David Brent the second half of Liverpool's season is going to be significantly better. Of it's going to be worse he'd be taking them down to relegation form.

Like Everton then.

Ooops, forgot there were no Everton fans left here to troll. Don't want to be seen to be deflecting from the usual Liverpool bantz.

That is fucking hilarious. What a massive belter Brenda is.

Nail on head

Everton are really playing poorly at the moment. The signing of Lukaku for £28m looks pretty pricey at the moment - he seems to be erratic at best. In my opinion they'd be well served to sell Barkley and invest elsewhere

The second half of next season will be their season?

Or summat.

Told you he wasn't ready, he may have fucked his development now... Oh well, not our problem anymore...

Costa cost us £32m, or £5m if you take Kakkers' fee into account... L0L!!!

Has he t-tested this?
Is he basing this on previous season's?

Chai-square test more like, for non-parametric data.
Init

I know, right? It's kind of sad in a way, I'm not sure Maureen even knows he exists.