Epic WTF

GRRRLLASSVVRDWHAANWIVSMRUMMINIT!

^ greatest drink ever invented.

#glassofredwinewithsomeruminit

I've got a story about the stairs up to my halls bar being turned into a purple waterfall one night...

You can probably gather more than enough from the above sentence.

Ours was Special K, special brew and K cider.....

I can still remember the taste of the vomit a decade later...

Tennent's Super in a pint glass with a miniature Captain Morgan poured in... Add spliff, voila Toytown... #1983

Unfortunatly yes.

There seemed to be an awful lot of extremely cheap vermouth. Which already tasted of vomitt on the way Down. Which was convieniant.

There was also something Called 'Clan and dew' which seemed to have a very impressive alcohol/price ratio.

My stomache lining does not miss my youth..........

Goochies: pint glass, quadruple gin, ice, bottle of hooper's hooch (or Smirnoff ice).

Tasted exactly like traditional lemonade. Was really very pokey.

Black and Tan - Half Guiness, half Barley wine, no control of bodily functions

I was only allowed to drink water when I worked at Jillys, this meant I would fill a pint glass half full of clear spirits and pour in a clear WKD thing, good fun working there. Pop a pull half an hour before my shift finished and stay for the all nighter.

Pop a pull half an hour before my shift finished

A cunning plan. Did this few times myself until.......

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I'm a big fan of StrongFast.

Strongbow mixed 50/50 with Buckfast. Surprisingly nice and refreshing.....

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duck l'orange...

worst night EVER.

Have you been taking cocktail making classes from Pisti?

In 1995 while cycling through a rez in N Dakota, we ended an evening of experimental mixology with rye and gatorade powder.

stella and merrydown cider makes a delicious refreshing summer drink*

*will also get you drunk

couldn't think of a funny name ... possibly stellydown

or merrella

Pfff!!! Tennent's Super and Merrydown is the snakebite of champions... #SuperMerry

Kestral super for the Budget win.

Cant say I've tried a MerryKestral though.

The Merry Wifebeater of Winsor...

My brother introduced me to some combination of pabst blue ribbon, a couple of spirits and some fizzy "fruit flavoured" (*) powder...

Was lovely, but probably quite strong as I have no recollection of the night.

It's called something like the pink panty dropper.

• tasted like no fruit I've ever tried
  

This thread is currently making me ill - I haven't had a mixed alcoholic beverage since that night in '95.

Bottles of K, straight, in equinox Leicester Sq trying get some 'rub' bitd.

^hip to be square

Done this.

Lol :)