Football

I'm hoping for a succession of concussive blows in reports 2 and 3.

My blood pressure is fine, very low. It's my leg that's fucked

I thought their might be mention of Maureen saying how great Stevie G is and how he doesn't like your song

No one actually listens to that twat so it's unlikely anyone heard what he had to say. Not a massive fan of Elton myself but 'Your song' is a classic

Oh dear I didn't realize the loon was still banging on about that lovely Garcia goal which stopped a penalty and a keeper dismissal for his team in 2005.

How's that different from all you plastic scousers banging on (and on and on and on) about the final that year then?

Or The Beach Ball. (note caps)

Sorry are you talking about Champion's league finals?

...As usual making stuff up again.

I completely fail to see a comparison?

Looked on RAWK earlier. They are concerned that they have three cup games before a "massive" game against ....West Ham.

Here's hoping that West Ham demolish them.

The obsession with Liverpool is unabating. I wouldn't even know where to go to find what Chelsea supporters are saying before the game and nor would I care to know.
I'd sooner visit a forum about pig breeding

Off you trot then...

It is a massive game for us.

Still, we'll probably get a masterclass in slipping and whining before a penalty is awarded against us because Captain Whinge says it was a penalty. Who's refereeing the game?

The obsession with Liverpool is unabating. I wouldn't even know where
to go to find what Chelsea supporters are saying before the game and
nor would I care to know. I'd sooner visit a forum about pig breeding

We are playing Liverpool twice in eight days. While unopposed football may be the type of game that scousers are best suited to - certainly their supporters give the aura of proficiency when it comes to playing with themselves - in our world it is usual to take note of the opposition.

I also have to write another article for next week's game and so need some ideas. I was hoping for some ideas from RAWK. I confess, I was deluded.

Here you go Mike

http://www.gospbc.co.uk/forums/

Nice one Dan.

this may help

Glad someone noticed.

Wasn't exactly hard to spot was it.

I thought it was a bit of a stinker... /schickmode

Nice of Clive's weather report to focus on Formby - famous for its population of reds, and the locals are actually encouraged to shoot others of a different hue.

well done to everton for not loosing*

*yeah yeah i know

Lol. Oh Brenda:
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/jan/19/rodgers-relationship-mourinho-liverpool-chelsea-capital-one-cup

one more mid afternoon snooze to go

So let's begin the Liverpool discussions again. What shall we talk about today?

Thanks Mike.

So who do we think would be the ideal midfield and attack for slicing through Liverpool?

I'd go for

Matic Fabregas

Hazard Oscar Willian

Costa

Who would you select Mike?