Reprographics - The repro man blog

Cheers everyone for the feedback on The Bay. A great boost and really helpful. Cheers!

Tried to read The Bay on the bog,but I'm a slow reader and couldn't fit it into a single visit. Still, one of my favourites.

From the track above RHB

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That was lovely.

I now want to go on a caravan holiday to Yorkshire with my son. :)

"I webbed spine shoots up from it’s back"

You fucking fucker! Fix it, before I send the London Eel Massive up there to fix it for you!

#bastardwriters

I pressed on. No mentions of fucking. 2/10

Just kidding. Cool Story Bro ;)

Many thanks, my Antipodean Editor!

Corrected.

( I did hint that the eel reminded me of a slippery cock - do I get points for that?)

That's two of you English bastards I've had to correct in as many months. Lift your game or to the colonoscopies it'll be with you for 7 years hard graft.

Ok, in light of the eel cock and the self-harm, which I always appreciate, I'll give you 8/10. I'm docking points for calling us eel eaters.

"Us"?? Bloody Hell, a fella pops over for a long holiday and next thing you know he's a Pearly fucking Queen!!

Only on Saturday nights.

damn you and your beautiful, shapely legs!

"She works hard for the money, so hard for the money.. "

I loved this.

There were a few passages - whether it was they style, rhythm or content, I'm not sure - that really reminded me of something, but I can't for the life of me remember what.

Either way - it was a great story.

Cheers buddy - I've written a few things in that rhythm now and I enjoy writing like that, for a change. As you say, it may be that rhythm that's familiar, or another writer that's written in a similar style.
I hope it's not the Da Vinci Code or anything like that!!

I hope it's not the Da Vinci Code or anything like that!!

Outside. Now.

That was a really good read. Thanks for that. Makes me want to go to the seaside.

Here's a new post for Friday!

https://generallucifer.wordpress.com/2015/01/23/141-stepping-out/

This has been my busiest 24 hours ever as far as blog traffic is concerened, incidentally. Thanks to @cliveo!

Here's the post that's been getting attention, it's one I wrote a bit back about the Bradford City fire.

https://generallucifer.wordpress.com/2013/05/17/106-four-minutes/
It's not cheery reading, but with Bradford playing Chelsea tomorrow and it being the 30th anniversary of the fire this year, the story has attracted some interest.

Nearly spat my lunch out at "Rapey Viking Longship" brilliant!

Great stuff Luci

Cheers mate!

That's more like it!

thanks non-deity for not having to work as an apprentice anywhere with forklifts

Ha! Grim!

hay bails, stacked up ted meters high

bales and ten presumably?

I've got hands like cows tits!

Cheers bud - fixed!

Hahaha love that new one, proper made me laugh.

The freezing Cold reality of the working mans strife;
The promise of newly blossomed love;
Suspense;
Drama;
....and an angry erection.

It had everything. 10/10

Some time I'll have to write about the time I finished my apprenticeship.

My reward was a prolonged violent sexual assault in front of the entire factory.

Happy Days.