That's two of you English bastards I've had to correct in as many months. Lift your game or to the colonoscopies it'll be with you for 7 years hard graft.
Ok, in light of the eel cock and the self-harm, which I always appreciate, I'll give you 8/10. I'm docking points for calling us eel eaters.
Many thanks, my Antipodean Editor!
Corrected.
( I did hint that the eel reminded me of a slippery cock - do I get points for that?)