That's two of you English bastards I've had to correct in as many months. Lift your game or to the colonoscopies it'll be with you for 7 years hard graft.
Ok, in light of the eel cock and the self-harm, which I always appreciate, I'll give you 8/10. I'm docking points for calling us eel eaters.
"I webbed spine shoots up from it’s back"
You fucking fucker! Fix it, before I send the London Eel Massive up there to fix it for you!
#bastardwriters