• "I webbed spine shoots up from it’s back"

    You fucking fucker! Fix it, before I send the London Eel Massive up there to fix it for you!

    #bastardwriters

  • Many thanks, my Antipodean Editor!

    Corrected.

    ( I did hint that the eel reminded me of a slippery cock - do I get points for that?)

  • That's two of you English bastards I've had to correct in as many months. Lift your game or to the colonoscopies it'll be with you for 7 years hard graft.

    Ok, in light of the eel cock and the self-harm, which I always appreciate, I'll give you 8/10. I'm docking points for calling us eel eaters.

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