Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Or a nod to Gipiemme Grecal Parade

Or an even poorer man's version of this:

genius

And he's managed to do it so professionally.

Nothing really anti, but a lot of things went wrong with this Trek mass grave:

Best place and condition for em!

If that's the bin at your lbs though I imagine you could make at least a couple grand doing this kind of thing

Racing stripes...make me think about "go faster stripes" on a shitty car.

I believe your mistaken. That is most definetly not a shitty car.

That is most definitely not a car

That's almost a hairstyle.

Is it because, I'm almost certain, I can see a rear triangle and seat tube following a TT to an opposite facing rear triangle and ST?

Racing stripes...make me think about "go faster stripes" on a shitty car.

Exactly, that's what I was badly alluding to.

What is actually wrong with it?

The roadbike PICCADILLY is the ideal roadbike for beginner cyclists, recreative cyclists and cyclists who wish to start again. With this bike you fly by anyone: the white frame is just like the saddle made with a sportive design with red and black... Cheap roadbikes!
Alloy rims
SHIMANO-derailleur with 14 gears
A-head-construction
The roadbike is available in size 59 cm.

Only weighs 14KG (31 pounds)!!! And it looks so fast!

14KG???

Phoning plumber, in case they need gaspipe.

A guy at work has one of these, he was telling me about its lifetime warranty...

JWestland: Like that's the only thing wrong with it XD

MBroady: He knows what he's riding? Everything that could go wrong etc. Have to admit, 180 euro's / 140 pounds is a good price, but you get something terrible.

I didn't have the heart to tell him after I helped cut the £2 cable lock off after he snapped the key off in it.

He probably snapped the key on purpose to have a good enough reason to leave the thing behind and you ruined his plan. They probably also give you life warranty as nobody ever wants to repair it but rather throw the thing away before it even breaks

Hi Arawn live near a Halfords...I have low standards I suppose, the ugly saddle and other stuff doesn't shock me anymore :P

Are those single-pivot brakes?

7 speed, so presumably a freewheel.

I'm surprised not to see cotter pins...

KS-Cycling = german Foffa.

see:

Coloured chainz rulez

huge horseshoe ones at that, probably for the mahoofsive clearances you could fit several mud guards in. Waits for 50p BB and axles to shear...

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