"Drinking flat white and riding on 650B before it was cool".
Next couple of stuff to do is pump pegs on seatstay, tapped stem to allow cable to go through for the brake, and dimple the chain stay to clear the crank arm a bit more and allow a much shorter Q factor.
I really like the oak badge.
Can I suggest:
Scoble, Oak & Talbot, fiddle with bike since before it was cool
Excuse my poor grasp of scoblese.