Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

http://caminade.eu/bikes/?lang=en

caminade.eu/bikes/?lang=en

They need to employ a photo retoucher. Or just someone to dust the bikes prior to macro shots.

I know its not much but its still just awful.

Nobody commenting on this at all?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fixie-bike-/131401161521?pt=UK_Bikes_GL&hash=item1e981e9b31

Foffas not looking that bad now, uh?

What is it?

Gravel racer. Although you could use any CX bike for gravel, making a specific bike which you can't put on your shoulder makes it seem like you need separate bikes for the two kinds of surface.

How else is the bike industry going to relieve us of our money...

;)

Its pretty bad though then again most 'fixie bikes' are pretty awful on the bay.

Yes but the one without seat tube is a 300 pounds murder attempt

Might as well hire a killer for less

@El_Rato_the_Cat That's still a pretty decent SS conversion. Might be a bit harsh to post it here.

time. welp

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Quite like that tbh. Though it seems to be a show build going by the gearing (track build with different handlebars mounted)

"These stripes represent the continuous development of both the athlete, represented by the first stripe, and the development of the elite sports environment, represented by the second.”"

ummm yeah...sure...whatever you want

I thought it represented the Municipal Line Painters Union sponsorship.

From the porn thread a few pages back.

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Ha! I saw that but CBA to comment: good way to fuck the hubs (and too many spokes for radial anyway).

It was too wrong for me to not post it here. Hope he has another front hub just laying around.

Just GRRR. Waste of the hubs.

http://youtu.be/udvako1vmX4

Ha! This sounds even better when spoken with a cheesy american voiceover and dramatic music:

http://youtu.be/0fXZsx1K05Y

That is some tip top marketing talk, managing to say a lot and meaning nothing

^^^ also - cunt driving and using his phone at the same time like a bit of a cunt.

Selling 'racing stripes' to cyclists.
Using the terms "Consequently" and "In this way" as they are, is bullshit, Bachelor of Arts, self-pleasuring talk. What does the negative space represent then, you pseudo-contemporary, shit pedalling, fuck-gibbons?
(I'm unreasonably riled about this)

Lost your valve extender? LBS doesn't have inner tubes with longer valve? Here's some DIY for ya:

That's just the first stage of his InterSpoke Milling project.