Football

4 @mikec...

Why is Don Corleone on that flag?

I thought it was Jan Molby...

Jack told me he wanted to be a footballer whilst we were watching the Liverpool game on tellie the other night. I was surprised as I had a career in cycling already planned out for him.
Oh well, I guess its part of the development process. I really don't want to inflict Liverpool on the poor thing though, or Arsenal for that matter. It's a real tough one

Selfie stick, otherwise known as the wand of narcissism.

Narcissistick ™

Very good.

The wand of cocks

maybe your kid could make it our year mike ... how old is he ?

Mike. He would probably enjoy Chelsea.

Narcissistick ™

Oh I like that, might borrow that.

We just call them cunt-sticks, it is after all just a stick with a cunt at one end.

I'm here all week... Try the scouse...

steve " miss marple " bruce has had a look at the evidence in the ched evans case and isn't convinced

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/30742947

That's good. After all the jury only heard evidence and argument for nine days. Thank goodness we have Steve Bruce to ensure that justice prevails.

Full Kit W*nker

Lol I just read that
#repped

Clive. No.
I have already begun some anti-Chelsea behavioural therapy on him just in case

make sure the voltage is nice and high mike
zap him everytime he sees something blue

WHU's the best option.

I also like

Wand of Narcissus

Reports from Spain that Luis Enrique has been sacked and Koeman has had to deny that he's been approached.

no messi to chelsea then

I do have to say that I would love to see Messi in the EPL even if, God forbid it was at Chelsea. Would make for great viewing on MOTD

Aren't you in bed by then, Mike?

Actual lol.

@mikec just hedge your bets like this chap.