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  • i dont trust people who say they enjoy coconut water. it's basically watery plant jizz.

    plus after running 11 miles in a nighttime checkpoint race with no fuel stations a few months back I was literally gasping for water and feeling severely dehydrated but the only option of refreshment was unlimited amounts of coco vita and even after 4 cartons worth my thirst level hadn't changed at all, i might as well have been pouring sand in my mouth. horrible.

  • I don't mind that iced coffee coconut shit they do. Don't recall ever drinking coconut water 'neat' though.

  • Wat?! Coconut water is, like, the most hydrating thing ever! Except maybe watermelon juice, that's pretty good too.

    *in terms of non-sciencey feels

  • i dont trust people who say they enjoy coconut water. it's basically watery plant jizz.

    Watery nut jizz surley?

    Although I don't know if that makes it more appetising or not...

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