This morning's commute and other commuting stories

Whole world of shit on my commute this morning

1. Car sat in side road waiting to turn left, just me on the road, plenty of time for them to pull out and get on with their journey. I slow, nothing I get nearer knowing full well that they will pull out just I get near. Lo and behold they pull out.
   
2. Women undertakes me while I'm sat at the red light, not sure I'd left them much space. Catch up with her and tell that was a dick move she just keeps look forward decide it's a lost cause. Watch her then trying to size between the bus which is just pulling out and a car only for her to get her stupid arse and panniers suck between the two causing a jam.
   
3. Just moving into primary to go through a set of pinch points when the car behind speeds up thinking he can make infront of me only for him to have to slam on the anchors. Which then for the next half mile they drive about half a bike length behind making no attempt to overtake. Asking him what he's playing at get the usual 'should be on the road'.
   
4. Pootling down the Walworth rd, Guy in front about a bike length in front of me suddenly stops and turns his bike horizontal across the road, causing the moped and me to slow crash into each other. Guy then just cycles off, moped rider then goes after him and the have a bit of a barny
   
5. Bloke on MTB rides into the back of me at speed, "Sorry didn't think you were going to stop' I was poxy stopped along with the car and the bus.
   
6. Got the clothing wrong and was far to hot and grumpy.
   
   

Rant over, will do again 3/10