Bike porn

wow^

Nice one ! You have put the 'Porn' back in this thread

I saw it.

Thats age for you, Howard. It's all downhill from there..

Just this side of gilding the lily: ICS is a red flag!

That stupid, stitched leather wrap can fuck off though.

I wasn't forced, I chose.

Phew. And order is restored.

Tyres can fuck off too.

yellow benotto would have been fine

that stupid leather wrap can fuck off though.

Agree
What's the side of gilding the lilly?

"To gild refined gold, to paint the lily, to throw a perfume on the violet, to smooth the ice, or add another hue unto the rainbow, or with taper-light to seek the beauteous eye of heaven to garnish, is wasteful and ridiculous excess."

"...to smooth the ice...is wasteful and ridiculous excess."

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Oh shit yeah. I remember that from some stuff we did in English once. God im thick.

Reber; German surname based on vintner.

Polishing a Turd; putting Campag on a Foffa.

Overkill; leather fucking sewn-up bartape.

Roadkill; Suffolk lunch.

Sorry reber was a typo, meant remember (corrected it now). Other than that, as much as I appreciate them, why are u telling me these definitions?

And

Roll in glitter;

Only the first one was for you!

Holy shit, I didn't know Elton John has a bike....

Dammit! I quite like leather fucking sewn-up bartape. Good job Bike Ribbon is cheaper, so I didn't make that faux pas. :)

Niki is awesome :P

Ha, that's Iljo. Grats to them both for another win.

Ahh ok my bad. Still awesome. Watched them race a few times this six days. So epic!

Dolan in bike porn alert!

Iljio Keisse is amazing (just in case there is anyone who still hasn't seen this):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ru3vGR8nck

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Oof that's good. Though I would have changed the saddle colour.

Hadn't seen the Keisse video, so good!