Football

Cambridge

and me. all coming out of the woodwork now we get a big game.

Get beaten by Moyes' half-baked Real Sociedad, fuelling rumours that Messi's had enough as a result of half "stars" team starting the game on the bench.

Also rumours of a move by Lionel to Chelsea. Only rumours, mind...

Literally.

Loving the Messi rumours. £250 million could probably be recouped in shirt sales alone. Of course it won't happen but jolly amusing all the same.

Loving the Messi rumours. £250 million could probably be recouped in shirt sales alone. Of course it won't happen but jolly amusing all the same.

Chelsea v Millwall (if Millwall beat Bradford) - belting stuff.

All a bit Football Factory (the book not the atrocious film).

Sad fact is that Millwall won't beat Bradford. The idea of 6,500 Neanderthal muppets invading SW6 is quite amusing.

6,500?
You get more than that

Oh wait, are you referring to Millwall as being the Neanderthals?

Very drole you little tent dweller.

Could probably fit 10,000 Derby fans in to the same space.

Provided you supply booster cushions for the seats.

Could probably fit 10,000 Derby fans in to the same space.

Only if you stack them, despite the freakish height they seem to be within the normal range of widths.

This is unfortunately true. We actually have over 90,000 fans watching us at Pride Park, but we are limited to selling just over 30,000 tickets...

Could probably fit 10,000 Derby fans in to the same space.

Lozzles... Clive wins... #rep

Shudders at the thought of loads of cabbies wearing Messi shirts

Imagines Mellor with Messi's shirt on.

#clivebait

#awkwardboner

#bleachcocktail

I see Stevie Me had a proper Roy of the Rovers type display last night. Two goals away from home at AFC Wimbledon.

Racey would be proud of that, Boys Own stuff etc etc.

Did you know this years FA Cup final is on Stevie's birthday.

I hope we or even united banjo 'em in the QFs, give him a rousing chorus for his final game in Manchester......

^^^ The Ron! (Atkinson)

/cough/

Do you even Ron, bro?