NEW...Aventon Cordoba pink bike 55cm

I like the way it reads a bit like vulva.

yes.. it draws me in. imagine the excitement; the adrenaline as a sudden pedal strike bucks you onto a wet grating... the jamaican skid recovery and ballslam avoidance cement your close relationship to the toptube.. youu limp on.. wow.

...it just looks like a bike people bought of that stall in portobello market 7 years ago

also ftfy

you need a therapist baby

You may have missed his threats of violence, name change to fixiebattyboy and then indignation that his intolerance was not tolerated.

please threaten me

I'm new to fixies, I didn't expect abuse...

That's the new T-Shirt slogan right there

your a shoddy cunt

No, you're a shoddy cunt

ah right i may have, yes.

fuck me, what sort of web page is this? I was advised it was supposed to be really good

The best thing about it is that people very quickly get called out if they're being cunts. You might not like it, but it will make you a better person if you pay attention.

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this

I lol'd

needs work.

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bbc's children in need thread>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

I don't have a problem with child labour per se, but generally think they are better suited to making shoes rather than diagnosis.

Cat fight! Reading into this thread has lead me to find cat fight pictures....seriously there is mad shit going on with the google images...

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They're not cats. I was shown some quite NSFW images searching for string the other day, figured it was just my dodgy browsing history.

That was fun.

Personal favourate was:

That's the most hideous pile of shit I've ever laid eyes on. GLWS.

Sensom vitual repped.

snottyotter should be in new years honours list imho

Do you get honours for dodgy browsing history, I know you can get shortlisted or something.

Not shortlisted, registered.

Well...

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@snottyotter How else am I to polish the inside of a 45 millimeter shell casing?