Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Been wanting to use this gif for a while after seeing jarassic park. Thought itd be incredibly relevant.

@houseofthieves, how dirty does it feel to be associated with that...thing.

With different tyres (no shit), you could probably get away with the cables.

Whoever did that isn't completely lost to the cause: they resisted the pink saddle/tape combo...

From the thread of porn

Without the ano and the painted wheels, it belongs in porn.

This

Agreed. Black tyres on that Trek and its good to go.

And that fucking hideous seatpost.

Can be used to cut salami tough

you say that however upon closer inspection

Let's face it. It's wank. #sayshe #needsanotherbrake

I think it has the rear under the bb

Ah yes I see. Still, never a fan of compact lo pro.

all his bikes are ugly as sin. even the less ugly ones

That is definetly some crazy geo.

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Sorry, what u talkin'bout...dawg

(I know the gif isn't entirely relevant but it was too good to miss)

Do u even drillium?

Can't handle the aeros

I do try but it was just too steampunk for me.

if you r over 2.5 meters tall it is hard to find a car that will accomodate you, but thankfully you dont have that problem with bicycles, you could be as tall as 5m, you will have transport. however, it may not look good.

muuuuuuuu...

railbridge painting inspires a bicycle design

Haha. I was referring to the lowpro Shorter you posted with the seatpost and forks that look fit for a samurai.

First picture: queen Anne carpark, Cambridge. Frickin knew it.

Pug has a bent downtube.

I've seen the rider of the long seatpost bike IRL.

He's a very tall man.

Also, Park Street > Queen Anne.