Epic WTF

Yes, and 5 bonus points for every primary colour they're wearing.

Killing shit is for cunts.

#letsgetthispopcornstarted

It's not as if golfers are even edible....

scotch shoot fans like 'em fried in batter

silly me, they fry mars bars don't they?
but most golfers i've met have the personality of a mars bar imo

Sportive riders are the new golfers.

You're not kidding.

I cycled up Buttertubs (the easy side) the weekend after Le Tour and I must have seen £60,000 worth of bikes (including a new Dogma and a Colnago C60) being pushed up by overweight mamils.

Not that new, same happened during London > Canterbury ride back when Le Tour hit London in the Noughties.

The hills with Cervelo pushers weren't even proper hills that time.

You'd think they'd have improved by now.

well, i ain't overweight

i have had the same waist size for 21 years

James Corden is now an OBE -
se fucker who has lost a little weight, (mass).

he was funny with boris on ross' show

Sportive riders are the new golfers.

Pfff... Cycling = TheNewGolf™

If one more person says to me :

'You ride a bike don't you? I hear cycling is the new golf'

I'm going to stab them to death with a tee.

The only business that gets done on my bike is the business of going to places I want to go to.

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@greenhell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKLnhuzh9uY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9TTz3R5SmI

I've been hit with a double whammy:

I cycle and I've got a beard so I suddenly became fashionable. It's awful.

i hear there's a peak beard crisis

danny dyer has one, i heard a vicious rumour about him, well, not a rumour per se , as bod who told me saw what went on he reckons

boyzone bulb currently appearing in panto at the salubrious location known as bexley (i tink) has beard also

Cry.

It was better when it was just geography teachers and audaxers.

danny dyer has one, i heard a vicious rumour about him

He's actually from Morpeth?

doubly cursed then ay?