Epic WTF

Fired one when I was 10. No problem with recoil, my aim was a bit off though.

tough guy , huh?

Nah, just one of dem forrins.

Reported.

a mate told me he was on the laos/vietnam borders and was able to fire bazookas at cows and heavey machine guns for a few dollars

I'd be more impressed if he'd fired a bazooka at Cowes.....

was on a shoot in kent with an over and under shotgun and nearly blew my loader/mate's head off by accident, he was quite shaken

started in the morning with pheasants, went to the lodge for roast and champers, but some slag spicked the bubbly with mdma, so on the afternoon pidgeon shoot i was pulling funny faces

Any time you need a safety lesson for shotguns let me know, I've done loads at corporate shoots, but I suspect you'll never repeat that mistake.....

#bastardyachtsmenhaveitcoming

my father grew up on a farm in Navan, Ireland, and his brother died in a shotgun accident whilst climbing over a style, before my time

That's the stupidest, most dangerous stunt I've ever heard of. Shotguns can and will kill people.

Pardon me for being serious for the first time ever, but the cretin who did that deserves very bad things!

my mate who invited me was quite into the shooting scene, get's all tweeded up and that, i beat him before at clays at the marbella country club, which another acquaintance wound up purchasing

Which is why you MUST unload before crossing any obstacle. A local kid killed himself pigeon shooting by putting his gun in a hollow stump and catching the trigger on a projection, one less head.

agreed, my "accident'' happended before the spiking in the morning, I discharged one barrel, but dropped my left hand and the recoil made the second fire over my shoulder, my mate was flat on his back , white and shaking as the grape shot clipped the beak of his baseball cap

i hear essex is the place to go and shoot pidgeons

I miss the pheasants I should have shot every Saturday in winter, which is why I'm always fat and unfit in Feb. I'm crap at clays too!

not really my kind of entertainment tbh, or fishing

Never release your grip of the gun (either hand), remove your finger to the outside of the trigger guard between shots (with practice this takes a fraction of a second), move your feet to retain balance (your weight had almost certainly moved onto the back foot, causing the gun to leave your shoulder). Don't do it again!

#internetgunfit

And you're right about Essex.

Don't start on fishing....

or golf

Have bought popcorn and cheerfully await storm of abuse.

bring it on ay?

C the B.
You forgot to say shout Yeehaw.

The correct term when shooting golfers is 'gotchayoutechnicolourtwat'.

do you get extra points if they're in golf carts?