Foffa Bikes

It's not difficult:

Entry level bikes sold as such = ok.

Entry level bikes sold as bespoke vintage hand-crafted track bike developed by deeply sexual Italian artisans and rolling on H+Son (I promise) and the slickest fixed gear finery = not ok.

Also not ok/damaging to reputation:
Selling mechanically unsound 'refurbishments'
Perversion of the great cycling lexicon to misrepresent products
Lying about Chinese manufacturers
Dressing up gas pipe and selling at BMC prices
Aggressive exchanges with forum members when called out on any of the above

For further info on unacceptable practices see Bad Traders thread.

I have no idea what the fuck is going on here but it seemed apt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHoTJwuneb4

Magnets.

Iron filings. They have made a turd out of iron. Who would have thought that was possible.

They have made a turd out of iron.

To be fair to Dannii, the higher end models contain some chromium, molybdenum and manganese too.

Lol

Fappa

if this thread has taught me anything its that tester can actually be funny

So tester gets all the credit for simply elaborating on my iron turd / bike joke. I have to say I feel robbed.

It's the way he tells 'um.

90% of the Internet is copy-and-paste.

Is this part of the 10% that isn't?

this isn't part of that

Time is a flat circle, etc.

If your shit is a flat circle interwebz Dr diagnoses you have diarrhoea.

depends how well you chew your pizza

WAGON WHEELS they taste so grand

Just read five or six pages of this.

Hi everyone,

I was thinking about getting one of these for my first fixie. Are they any good?

Thanks
B

This is the thread that just keeps giving and giving!

I cant get wagon Wheels out of my head now.

Are they still around?

I have memories of them being awesome.

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Not as good as a trio obviously........

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-V-KCY7SMU

Trios were a million times better than Clubs.

Before anyone goes there.

Trio > Club > Penguin

Is this heading towards a finger of fudge story?