Awful cycling kit & jerseys

Maroon + gold ≠ purple + yellow

My tandem is a lovely shade of lilac, I thought yellow tape/cages etc would look fully rad, luckily realised before I commenced re-tapeage that it'd look like a fucking Ukip battle bus, went with much safer hot pink instead.
/csb

Have we had these yet?

total ripoff aswell

Matching couple styles?

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that looks looks like @FixedCheese

lolz

@Bainbridge @big_daddy_wayne

Say whaaaat?

http://swizzels.scimitarshop.co.uk/

Is it just me, or does this look like one of those novelty aprons that make you look like you're wearing a bra & knickers?

£260 and a spiel peppered with utter bollocks: someone's seen that "boutique clothing brand" video and given it a go.

Pity they can't proofread....

X-bionic are opening up a store in Putney in the Velosport unit.

actual W T F

What's the problem with the Z enfants jersey?

My local bike shop. Its a shame, they had some good kit in there before. Now its all going to be this tat

Nothing, it's posted to illustrate that the jersey posted immediately before it, is a blatant copy as well as being shit.

My bad. That original Z is a great jersey

Obvs

That's so obvious it's surely a knowing parody/in-joke rather than a rip-off, no?

Still shit tho