Foffa Bikes

i prefer to be thought of as more of a keyboard paladin (lawful good)

i prefer to be thought of as more of a keyboard paladin (lawful good)

Alright!

*I put on my robe and wizard hat*

/critz

Actual LOL.

#rep

In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any @Wicksie's nor @punkture's nor @danifoffa's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my cheap, good, if somewhat ratty, fixæ beik.

Keep the Foffa thread here for all to see. I believe he deserves all that he gets in the way of lost opportunities.

This is so dark

But boring too

^^^ So confused. Wasn't the question about threats aimed at Wicksie? Who the hell is user50395?

that's the original mechanic, who was not Dani Foffa. Incidentally, he's also the guy who plays Darude's 'Sandstorm' on the kids trumpet on youtube. It's marvellous.

^^^ So confused. Wasn't the question about threats aimed at Wicksie? Who the hell is user50395?

He just came to tell us he isn't threatening Wicksie on Wicksie's behalf...

This thread is great! 5* and top lolz

I never cared about Foffa, or this thread. But these last few pages are jokes. Would read again.

Ah man, really? No, no one has threatened me again and I have asked him to delete all his internet rants of me , which he did, and I have done the same.

foffabikes.com/aboutus/

Two media consultants and a social media tosser, but not one person on the team with the word 'quality' in their job title.

Probably also best to stay quiet too @Wicksie, you seem to be digging a hole

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this thread

The usual people doing the usual moralising on behalf of someone who if they weren't a business, would have most likely been banned permanently for being a dick. So, wait...
Danni voluntarily comes on here repeatedly being incredibly disingenuous and making an arse of himself to respond to criticism or observations about his wonderful brand yet he's being 'hounded' and 'bullied' by people who have simply challenged the information he's put out on pricing or manufacture on a forum they actually contribute to or have a deeper involvement with, even if that's just their classified sales record?
Remember the famous 'just like H+Son' that became 'my mate's dog said they're made in the same factory...' or his delightful price breakdown on the 2grand Foofa deluxe? It comes down to piggybacking on young, genuinely innovative and well put together brands and trying to steal their thunder, which isn't really fine so there are quite strict legal rules on that that wouldn't let such claims pass in the conventional press. But then his comedy self-confessed pricing processes with his retailers reflects his attitude to general business practices too.
Or how about threatening to sue Wikipedia and going into an edit war with them because their own staff (nothing to do with lufguss) wouldn't let him treat their business like a free 'bespoke' PR page?
But yes, we're the dicks because we're letting him hang himself with his own rope instead of just gobbling off the fetid pizzle of his incredible bike 'designing' skills. I mean the 'Hi Pro.' Ooft. Innovative. Beautiful. But that's all character assassination, right, and the man's business is so frail that this thread and whomever's voiced a negative opinion of his wares is putting it's very existence at stake.
@Wicksie YOU aren't that important either, and everything you are decrying sounds like fairtrade, hemp manufactured hand-wringing on behalf of someone who actively makes himself look and sound like a total cnut whenever he's on the internetz, so kindly do what you and he repeatedly say you'll do, which is to STFU and do your admirable part in letting this snore-fest thread die in peace some day instead of repeatedly stirring the pot with false moralising on behalf of someone who's bent on throwing petrol on the flames himself every time he chooses to come back to do some gorilla marketing.

PARKLIFE!

Foffa!

...guys let me understand, ok writing bad reviews on here as it's always been done for a lot of other brands, but why did the foffa thing became some kind of "nuke the bastard" campaign?
Did he steal your personal informations and sold it to the secret services?
Probably this debate was too long to let me understand what's behind it, but seriously, wtf is going on?
Do we like those bikes? No.
Do people still buy them? Yes, as long the bike trend it's actually a trend.
Did Foffa defend himself in a wrong way? Maybe, that's what little and disorganised businesses do.
And if the business it is actually disorganised and weak it will fade away, with or without this thread.
I just can't see where all this rage is coming from.
Go and ask the same questions that have been asked to foffa to the other dozens of "fixie/retro/concept wannabe bike brands" that operate in London and see how they can justify their pricing/ethic/distribution.
Curious and aware people will know how to understand if a deal is good or not. The rest can throw their money for whatever they like.
Saying that is better someone buying a shit bike for big money rather than someone buying a car for whatever the price is.

EDIT: Sorry @Psychkle but somehow I replied to your post, all this above wasn't direct to you ;)

He chats here

http://www.cyclechat.net/threads/fixies-foffa-bikes-any-good.45596/page-2