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We had a polo party last week and about half an hour before I left I had the worst foffas of my life. It was not pleasant at all, like a gravy boat being poured from my rectum. I pulled it all together, boshed some imodium and made it through a booze and drug filled evening without foffaing myself in the pub. It was a great success although for the first hour or so every potential and actual fart was extremely worrying.