Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

rep!

given the sea , was he pictured on deck one of his floating behemoths ?

Possibly, but it is certain that a) he and Alan Sugar ARE floating behemoths. b) Assos is not flattering to the larger gentleman.

1-0 to football

i'd say Sugar is a floater full stop, agreed re assos, a mamil joker I was aquainted with was all over the brand with his custom impec,(either midlife crisis or an penis thing), when attired in black he looked akin to a walrus
the fool wound up sofa surfing as he couldn't pay his rent, the landlord locked him out, and took his stork phenominalist (9k euro)and the impec(12keuro) and sold them on a local auction site for a couple o'grand each
impec here

he could only ride about 60km distance max without pie to boot

how on earth did you know of a picture of Katy Perry dressed in black on a black bike

There's cream-on-cream too :-)

Guy on the right has a ponytail and one arm bigger than the other: gangsta (left-handed) wanka?

i carry heavy items in my right hand to counter this

both hands at the same time.

Boast post.

and there's me thinking it was all about safe lifting

you mean im doing it wrong?

I presume the heavy item you would be carrying would be an electron microscope!!

sadly no, it's usually your mum !!

^ Yer ma is yer da

Those 3T bars better be spectacularly comfortable to compensate for the spectacularly ugly

It match the bike tho.

I suppose...just find it hard to love them visually ^_^

Bit Aliens or The Thing like

Yer ma is yer da

speak for yourself

Thats just a track bike no?

http://blackfixieteam.bigcartel.com/product/black-fixie-team-x-alter-cycle-pista-crankset

I don't know wether these are Anti or not....I'm split.

Branding (that looks potatochopped) makes them real anti.
They got my curiosity tho, are they external bb?

yes they are