Foffa Bikes

Well I used a lot of paper on one of those loo roll holders after a particularly spicy beef Madras.
It was good to have a quick release

Is it true that the amount of loo roll you can use depends on the width of your rear dropouts?

quite possibly, i was led to believe it was dependant on your bottom's bracket thread or if it's press fit

and i usually leave a bog roll in the fridge for the morning after a potent ruby murray
i died a little inside on wednesday night, caught up with an old mucka and did 6 beers, 4 bottles of wine, .25 bottle of aftershock and around 6 jaggers
(two handed and drug free)
mekong delta shit
sometime in the early hours his wife came down to kitchen saying his eldest woke her up to ask why daddy was screaming
i couldn't get out of me bib shorts and into my gracious hosts lent jim jams,nor raise the strength/compose my self to ring an ambulance
i woke on thursday covered in chunder, floor and quilt also, mercifully not my hosts sofa
i did a least 1 bog roll nearly to recover and i think his good wife has had the sense to ban me from visiting again

Hawkward.

9/10 Would grimace again.

i just glad i never did me crazy legs crane from the rocksteady crew impersonation

Made by Dave at RevolveMCR, I kinda want to have a go too.

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I'm going to ask him to make me one.

That was a good find I thought...
Now the bathroom needs a bottle cage for a rolled newspaper :)

Dani Foffa • 12 hours ago
For those interested we at urban bikes brand Foffa are also having a 33% OFF sale on all our bikes until Sunday using voucher code 'blackfriday'. Prices starting from £241.

I always thought a black Friday foffa was when you drank far too much Guinness on a Thursday night.

#wouldrep

Two things I learned today:

1. @CharlieTheBikemonger stocks Foffa
   
2. Foffa bikes are included in the CtBM Xmas Sale
   
   

I'm not sure what to make of this.

HA #rep

I don't know either, especially with Foffa's price rigging.

@dancing james that's just mean, are you saying that all the shops stocking foffa taking the same amount off the price is somehow rigged?

http://www.charliethebikemonger.com/foffa-single-speed-black-4895-p.asp
http://www.fixedgearfrenzy.com/foffa-bikes-2014-single-speed-fixie-all-black-61cm.html
http://www.notonthehighstreet.com/foffabikes/product/foffa-black-single-speed-lightweight-bike
http://shop.single-speed.co.uk/collections/foffa-bikes-2014/products/foffa-single-speed-black

Tells me one thing though........Dani Foffa is having trouble shifting his bespoke masterpieces
again

What can this man do to get a break? You know this thread has actually contributed significant impact to the detriment of his business, his livelihood for his family. I have had countless pleading emails for me to help in any way I can because I started this thread.
What business hasn't made mistakes when first starting up?
Hasn't he done enough to turn it around and be cut some slack? From putting together conversions (badly) in his flat, to getting a shop front and stocking in various outlets. His business is a success and whilst the thousands of 'bike experts' on here wouldn't buy or ride them, we are not his target audience and actually, we're not that important. There is a market for 'entry level' bikes and if it gets some people in to cycling, then it's good thing. He has done some things wrong, but that's life.
No one deserves to have their livelihood damaged and their every move dissected with such intensity by bored people on the internet to this extent. You know this thread was started 5 years ago? Five years for god's sake.
Moving away from London and this forum has made me realise that there's a big world out there and the level of self-importance projected from behind a keyboard on this forum is actually pitiful.
Why not get off the band wagon, stop being so bitter and angry and do something better with your time? Really shameful. #unsubscribes

parklife!

Oh, and Merry Christmas.

But don't stop the shit stories, they are funny. :)

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#rep

Close the thread then

Does the thread starter really own a thread after nearly 150 pages? If I were super-admin, I'd look sympathetically on requests to have the thread re-opened even if the person who started it closed it - by now, it belongs to everybody.

It would be a shitty end if this were to close now.

Man, you're not taking the broad view.

If @Wicksie dumped it now, all this crap might come to a juddering halt, but the skid marks would still be visible on the front page of google for years to come.