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Reminded me of a TIFU I read recently on Reddit:
http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2j0mxy/tifu_by_blurting_out_the_first_thing_that_came_to/
So me (23) and my boyfriend (25) are in our bedroom last night, having really great sex, when he suddenly stops. I ask him what he's doing, what's wrong. He moves off the bed, to the bedside table, opens the drawer and proceeds to get down on one knee and open up the box, unveiling a ring and asks me "will you marry me?".
So, i'm sat there, completely gobsmacked at what's happening. After about 30 seconds his face starts turning sour, and I think it's time to say something - I just don't know. So, ofc, I blurt out "you're going to do this now, of all times?".
He started crying, put his clothes back on and left the house. No idea where he went, and he won't answer my calls or respond to our texts. The answer is a yes, and I can't frigging tell him if he won't come back home.
UPDATE: He responded to my call, and said that he was at his parent's house in fucking Pembrokeshire. We had this big argument over the phone over "you come back right now, let me say yes, and give me the car I need to get to work tomorrow.". He refused, and has not responded to my calls yet. Basically, he 'stole' my car (its shared, but he doesn't use it since he uses public transport. I work in Birmingham and need to drive there since its 2 whole fucking hours away), drove to the countryside of bloody Wales, and is now refusing to come back, which made my late for work this morning. Also, when I told him the answer would be a yes, he called me a 'lying bitch'. Nice guy :')
UPDATE 2: He came back at 3AM 14/10/ with my car, woke me up and walked into the room. He told me he was leaving me forever, thinking I would break down into tears and beg for him to come back. He left in a state of fury and I have now just found out after he barged out the door he pissed all over everything in the car and even took a fucking shit in the driver's seat. I'm now waiting for my boss to come pick me up.
So... erm... ya. My poorly-timed (sexy-time poorly-timed) marriage proposal turned into a breakup, boyfriend took a piss and shit in my car. #WINNINGATLYFE
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I followed her home and shat on her bonnet while she slept, a nice curly present for her in the morning