Ways not to lock your bike

Ha. I think @Greenbank recognises them a bit too easily.

Not me guv. No locking for me at all today in the bike cage, forgot my work keys (and ID badge). Luckily nothing of importance in my locker(s) so no day in lycra for me.

^ Spicy.

I've seen a lot of bad locks, but that really is the wurst.

not sure it is kosher

You silly sausage.

That lock's only Sold Secure Brown Sauce rated.

Brown sauce on charcuterie? Heathen.

Mustard?

That's brilliant!

Chorizo can be quite tough from my limited experience, but I'd still serve up a panche ta the kidneys if I saw someone having a go.

Frankly, they'd deserve it.

#rep

Saw this on a Facebook page belonging to my old University...
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I think you have to have a criminal mind to enjoy this thread.

Thanks for sharing my setup. Only bad thing is you get birdhsit all over your bike..

How not to lock your pannier?

That bike has an 'on here' look about it. Oh the shame.

How about locking front and rear wheels in the Sheldon method, hmmm?

Borek's innit?

Tis, he's been sickly ill lately, give 'im a break.

Must be pretty sick, he's been posting pictures of a geared bike on IG.

Ha, luckily I don't think it's terminal. Spotted him back on the Parallax today.

Who the fuck is Borek?

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Am disappointed the locking is being criticised without any mention that the mudguard is positioned with function over aesthetics.