Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

How is squirting banned? On what premise? Did someone drown or get injured? Such ridiculous.

Ostensibly it's because people will confuse it with urination. As any fule do no, urination is a vile and depraved act, and anybody who partakes in it deserves to go straight to JAIL.

Vice magazine actually called up the British Board of Film Classification to enquire, and they said that it's impossible to tell the difference between squirting and pissing, so everybody should publish double anal vids instead (I think Vice paraphrased that bit though): http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/joel-golby-ejaculation-police-squirting-vaginas-jizzing-cocks-808