Ways not to lock your bike

do you not BTOB?

Not if Brun's doing the tagging. With him, you never know where he's been.

Didn't even figure out what BTOB was until you mentioned tagging. I got one of those once, back in the day. Happy times.

I was looking at the gazetta thinking it could be locked better, when my colleague pointed out the bike behind it.

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Crumbs. Bolt cutters and an allenkey.
Tooferwon.

You Park Like a C**t, the cycling version.

Let down their tires, smear dog poo over the handlebars :P

Bolt cutters

No need for anything that heavy. When my D-lock seized I used a Leatherman-Mini to cut through my Kryptoflex cable in a minute or so. That freed the bike from the pub bench it was locked to and I could then take the bike home in a cab (D-lock was through frame and rear wheel) and get my LBS to remove the D-lock.

Hench.

Also you could put the Gazetta on your back and use the Tenerife as a getaway.

Wot?

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Shitty pic, common mistake

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It just seems so ludicrous. There's lots of docking stations nearby and then it's 'locked' with a cable over the top of the bars. DoubleWut?

very definition of might as well not lock your bike,
its there everyday, theres another one too. will get a picture the next time its just sitting by itself.

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Another silent prayer, when I saw this recently, that the owner would find this still here later. I feel like leaving them a note or something.

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^ that's poor.
Saw these a few days ago, nothing extreme, but a snip and a lift over for 3 bikes:

That's how my condor pista classico went.

It still hurts.

Ways not to lock up your flippy floppies

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^ Ha, someone else who works where I work (I think). It's sad that I recognise that bike rack.

Admit it; they're yours, aren't they.

Free lights and wheels available in West London tonight. Doubt they'll nick the Giant bell and reflectors though..

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Using a bird instead of a lock.

#rep

new Krypto Fahgettabanana

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Ha. I think @Greenbank recognises them a bit too easily.
I suppose locking up the formal office footwear shaves a little bit off commuting weight.

Awesome.

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