Hip Hop Skid Bikes / Hipster Sleds / HHSB

"Yes hello, how can I help you?"
"I'm interested in buying a soft, flesh-colored, wrinkly, deflated, couch please"
"Oh yes sir, I have just the thing"
"Is it made out of 100% foreskin?"
"Yes, of course"
"Then I'll take it. It will go perfect with my weird, lumpy, sakura wall paper."