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@Airhead
I'm thinking the police discover a weed farm in Slippy G's loft when they're called to a fire at his christmas party, turns out Ballotelli has set the curtains on fire lighting farts and Brenda is discovered locked in the cupboard under the stairs with a midget tranny. Further investigations reveal Slippy G chained in a box in the basement in a gimp suit. The whole incident is dismissed by management as "a prank that backfired".
TFSW is reinstated and immediately buys Torres for £55m, together they take Liverpool to the Championship and the club collapses under debt, sells the ground to Westfield who build a massive pile of shit that attracts idiots with nothing to do on a weekend to spend themselves into debt trying to get one up on their neighbours.