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  • If they do insist you wear tights (I've been wearing one particularly fetching "NHS beige" knee length stocking for a year now), a few suggestions:

    1. Make sure you get them to write you a prescription for a LOT of them - they're not designed for people that move more than from the living room to the kitchen and get holes really quickly. Annoyingly you have to pay full prescription for each pair as well

    2. When putting on after a shower, be prepared to spend 25 minutes hopping/swearing while you try to get them on any further than your ankle

    3. It helps to already be in a relationship. I can imagine what a mood killer it might be to include this in the first night's passionate undress

    4. Moisturise

    5. Moisturise

    6. Moisturise

  • If they do insist you wear tights (I've been wearing one particularly fetching "NHS beige" knee length stocking for a year now), a few suggestions:

    Make sure you get them to write you a prescription for a LOT of them - they're not designed for people that move more than from the living room to the kitchen and get holes really quickly. Annoyingly you have to pay full prescription for each pair as well

    When putting on after a shower, be prepared to spend 25 minutes hopping/swearing while you try to get them on any further than your ankle

    It helps to already be in a relationship. I can imagine what a mood killer it might be to include this in the first night's passionate undress

    Moisturise

    Moisturise

    Moisturise

    A whole year?! I was so happy to be able to ditch those bastard stockings after a few weeks.

    Trying to get my colossal swollen tree trunks in to and out of a pair was no fun, especially when one 'trunk' was broken.

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