Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Ok, seriously?

Can't believe I missed this

Make a great pub bike.

Reading the last few pages makes no sense to me at all, what happened?

Andy

Not sure if anti, or rad.

ok, to clarify but not to perpetuate, so we can all move on:

This jazz guy was posting (tester approved) porn and puerile crap long before I got here. I googled his name thinking he and the chicken guy were one and the same, but found a dating profile, which I shared because it was EPIC LOLS. It hit a nerve and he started threatening me, along with the chicken guy, and daring me to post a picture of them. I did (and not even the 'worst' ones I found).

Funnily enough this made them angrier, and I got some dodgy replies and PM's with u wot m8 do you even endz come we go etc in them. Not sure what they were expecting me to do.

So now I'm living in fear, and I wish this had never happened. They've both been banned and all the messages they posted and sent me are gone, but I have Velocio camped out in my front garden with da leng just in case.

As far as I can make out, someone threw his toys out the pram when his pride and joy was posted in anti. This triggered an avalanche of shite culminating in another person posting an image of a rather, uh, 'niche' nature. They got banned and finally @JWestland restored the harmony of the universe by posting the truly hideous object above.

At least, I think that's what happened

the chicken guy

Colonel Sanders was messaging you?

massive #rep

I think I saw the chicken one on Bethnal Green road earlier. Either that or I'm just seeing him everywhere because I'm so scared.

But you don't care, right?

I think that one ^ actually looks a bit like you :-/

I can't even

Your notification emails that you had a PM should include their illiterate messages.

I am quaking, willienujizz may live near me.

Ah that shit will be under like 20 other pages of spam by now.

arrrgh-my eyes

Ok, so
"They got banned and finally @JWestland restored the harmony of the universe by posting the truly hideous object above"
I,m guessing this image is the bike and not 'nettle girl' or CLP and his M8 (to use the modern parlance) getting all gangster on Guys from da hood/ fixie-ticklers.something or some such dating site.
OK glad and sorry I missed that one

Andy

Wowzers.

I think the jazzy guy only rides with spoks or double discs on a funky back-breaking lo-pro. So if he does chase you in a game of biek, make sure to head into a cross wind and he will be blown over by the almighty gale.

one of the wisest/most succinct replies in recent times
was here imho

Can't believe I missed this...
/goes back to being Mario Kart b0$s/

this thread is great..

On Bethnal Green high st you say, should be easy to spot

And the rest of the fixie crew, pardon me, team