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In my experience immigrants are very racist indeed... Not news, I'm very sad to say...

Fucking racist immigrants. That's why I'm voting ukip.

Coming over here, taking our prejudices!

I just remembered that I'm actually an immigrant.

This is starting to get very confusing. I know how poor Nigel feels.

that graphic does a disservice.

'High numbers' of UKIP voters dont exist.

Over 4 million people voted for them in the European elections earlier this year.

Whatever you think of their policies, and I find them abhorrent myself, they have significant support.

yeah I understand the threat. I just think that the map could do with some context, because as it is, it just pats UKIP voters on the back.

Wouldn't be more easy just to build a wall in every city, village, river, lake, etc and split the right from the left? Every side with its own laws, cultures, amusements, drinks, etc.

It will be better for everyone and for everything. The small percentage that will end up unemployed, the very same one that now is so busy working for us for our happiness with politics, borders control, etc, can be used to dig the earth and see if they can make grow from it something more useful than what they do now.

But, we should be all united on this.

If someone is wondering what to do with the centrist then… We just ethnic cleansing them.

I know how poor Nigel feels.

He's not poor. He's getting rich on being a fat cat MEP. :)

Rep button, where are you when we need you?

If someone is wondering what to do with the centrist then… We just ethnic cleansing them.

Disagree. We can put them on TV as part of a new gameshow where they are presented with ever more difficult moral and economic conundrums and they have to choose between right or left options. A running score of left/right decisions will be kept, then at the end of the show they'll be deported to whichever side's gulag they agreed with the most under pressure.

The next general election will be the most interesting for a while. Which pile of shit will float to the top?

^^Fine. But they need to be stamped, so that we can recognise them and keep a strict eye on them. Before they start to fuck up their new home.

The Dutch anti-immigration party (which is financially left-wing unlike UKIP) has second generation immigrants in them.

Because "now there's too many immigrants that don't want to work like my parents did".

Not sure if LOL, Fail, WTF or all of the above (and then you die as your body can't handle the physical outputs required to make the appropriate face)

How would you imagine London without immigrants since its beginning?

How would you imagine UK without the London that you have now?

How would you imagine London without immigrants since its beginning?

Glorious empty countryside

How would you imagine UK without the London that you have now?

Glorious empty countryside punctuated by occasional tiny hamlets

And not a motor vehicle to be seen!

Right, that's it. I'm voting UKIP as they are the only party who are brave enough to want to deliver the vision above.

#rep

The Dutch anti-immigration party (which is financially left-wing unlike UKIP) has second generation immigrants in them.

Because "now there's too many immigrants that don't want to work like my parents did".

I've experienced a lot of this, the 'shut the door after me, we're full' argument...

Makes me vomit...

In your vision, pretty much correct, you forgot sporadic flocks of ruminants decorating the paesagistic.

Ah, humanity.

But perhaps it means a lot of issues are not due to people being racist perse, but people being worried about their cultural preservation/values (we have a lot of Caucasian USA right wing evangelism "immigrating" into Northern Ireland, woopdiefuckingdoo) and the usual "benefits scroungers/I need to pay my bills, go away we have no money".

Silver linings?

On reflection, I think that we should televise this, too. For example, Dave from Totnes is a social Liberal with financial conservative leanings. In his final round, he becomes flustered and selects an EDL manifesto policy by fat-fingering the screen, then finds himself shipped off to East Britain with the rest of the right-leaning population. We follow him with cameras for the next twelve months as he adjusts to his new life in this Guardian-free utopia, with regular Diary Room sessions where he wails "all I want is a bloody croissant and a hand-woven organic keffiyeh" at the camera.

bit racist

Actually, I think Totnes would be a lovely place to live, and not just for the croissants and keffiyehs either.

That sounds a good idea followed from some nice imagery also useful for to be embroidered on babies aprons. Hopefully soft enough not to irritate the skin after wiping tears and regurgitation.