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So I'm forrin scum.... and I've always wondered; if the UKIP/BNP ever got into power, how would they ever find me?
As the UK has no central registry of all residents, nor ID cards or citizen numbers, our presence here is simply randomly scattered over a range of different registries. Some of them record my place of birth, such as my driver's license, but doesn't record wether I'm still a citizen of that country. Some, such as voters records, record my nationality but it's an unreliable source of data as forrins frequently move house. Then there are loads of records, such as council tax, which don't bother with forrin-ness at all.

To round up and expel all the forrin scum would be a huge bureaucratic undertaking way beyond the abilities of even the smartest BNP goon. It's really telling that none them have ever suggested a step by step method as to how to get rid of us.