Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Paul cranks don't need 'rescuing' from an anti porn build. That's exactly where they belong.

A [picture tells a thousand words and in this case every single one of them is twat.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bianchi-track-bike-professional-carbon-fibre-high-spec-/251721203082?

^oh wow, haha.

that's just given me a nose bleed
re that grip, surely the perpetrator has crab claws for hands yes?

real shit crank also

i estimate the bike to be worth 3.75 pounds

http://bilder3.eazyauction.de/radversender/auktionsbilder/18723_1_fd23a88d.jpg

What the

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is this that rick stein?

So much fail, so much lulz, and all in one listing. Priceless!

Chap have like 6 bikes for sale, some not as bad... bike thief?

The large quantities of black paint used, probable shill bidding and ridiculous descriptions says he most likely is.

Not sure what can be done about it, since reporting to ebay never seems to work.

little bit sad that the thread is almost back to normal

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mwahahahhaahhaa
http://www.lfgss.com/comments/11950799/

Bit unfair, comment states its not pretty and for commuting... ;)

this keeps on popping up in my add feed. It hurts so bad.

Yeah, but it looks fast, even standing still.

is it funked up ?

typo, tubes n fork…..where is elegance gone

Luke and a red Ellsworth track bike #trackbike #fixedgear #fixed #fixedbikes #bikes #track #cycling #friends #bicycle #ellsworth

Ein von Stoked On Fixed Bikes (@stokedonfixedbikes) gepostetes Foto am Nov 11, 2014 at 3:19 PST

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mountain-bike-/151480179659?pt=UK_Bikes_GL&hash=item2344ec1bcb&clk_rvr_id=734201575525

That looks like the practice gallows arm I made out of scrap when I first learnt to weld.

Don't recognise the tubing

It's a custom blend I think of 45 x 25 x 2mm and 35 x 25 x 2mm box section mild steel.

much call for gallows these days ?