• Got the bus and had to listen to the black, male Vicky Pollard wittering away on his phone the whole way.

    "HUH? SHA' AP BRAV! HUH? HAH? HMM?!?! SHA' AP!!! HAH? SHAT THE FACK AP YOUR CHATTIN SHIT. HUH?"

    Him and two accomplices were clearly skiving off school. I might grass them up.

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