Apologies to the dayglo road warrior I called out earlier in Stratford. He sat himself proudly in front of me at the lights and then completely blocked me off while missing both his pedals and flailing around like a big orange ostrich while the car behind us grew impatient and sat revving at the entrance to my holiest of holys.
Your mighty comeback of "ooooh fuck off" was poorly met by my "don't be a fucking div". We were neither of us covered in glory. Let's call the whole thing an awkward quits?
Apologies to the dayglo road warrior I called out earlier in Stratford. He sat himself proudly in front of me at the lights and then completely blocked me off while missing both his pedals and flailing around like a big orange ostrich while the car behind us grew impatient and sat revving at the entrance to my holiest of holys.
Your mighty comeback of "ooooh fuck off" was poorly met by my "don't be a fucking div". We were neither of us covered in glory. Let's call the whole thing an awkward quits?