I confess...

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I confess: I have penis envy.

Have you found someone who's a bigger dick than you?

I find this hard to believe. ;)

Errrr........does anyone know how to get superglue off fingers? I ballsed up a new tube fixing something then it went everywhere and I'm currently wearing green kitchen scourer on my fingers that I used to try and clean up....

What was the superglue used for in the tube repair?

You fell for the fake account?

Clearly.

My comment still stands... :)

Sometimes I wonder if I actually enjoy riding my bike or if it's just a good excuse to visit nice countryside cafes.

It's always about food.

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It's proving good for winter motivation. I don't allow myself a cafe stop unless I do over 50 miles.

Fine.

Fine.

I haven't played polo in weeks although I chose it as "my" sport...

Somebody DAS'd me (I think it was Indra but could be wrong) but I couldn't, because freewheel; yo.

Pink Aventon frame? Was confused because I've seen one built almost exactly the same being ridden around w1 fixed brakeless.

Also just pull the rear brake and hope for the best :P

Is me.

And I was brklz fxz but went soft and I thought I would try freewheel. Also, couldn't even do that, formation face on rear innit :( Your front was very pretty though!

I bought a suspension seatpost.

I have turned into a crazy cat lady. Today I just bought a water fountain and a bird feeder for my cats.

water fountain and a bird feeder

Basic feline rights, no?

so do you stuff this with birds and the cats can take them at will?

I was wondering that - budgies with their feet glued to a stick maybe?

bird feeder?

Someone call the RSPB.

I confess to not slowing talk to chat to a Ninja cyclist (no vest, no nothing)

Didn't feel like taking the 9/10 chance it would be a waste of perfectly good time/emotional energy.

Me, jaded perhaps :/

I dropped a gel wrapper whilst waving to another cyclist yesterday.